29 9 / 2014

unamusedsloth:

"Vicious" Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.

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29 9 / 2014

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28 9 / 2014

angrysupermodel:

afterman-descension:

overwroughtcliche:

pookie02:

Welp

fucking brilliant

OMG! That shit was perfectly timed too.

I’m deleting

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28 9 / 2014

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28 9 / 2014

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28 9 / 2014

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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28 9 / 2014

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28 9 / 2014

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28 9 / 2014

thedepthofme:

when you know you’re doing it right

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28 9 / 2014

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